The Story of Jeff & Charlotte and Ben & Jerry
2007-01-03 / 8:01 p.m.
During the last days of december, there were some exciting events. It all started when Colin called me up on the 29th, and we met up with Bron and went to the Heart & Crown. This was followed with a search for food. We tried Zak's diner, but were promptly thrown out for going in through the open door and sitting at a free table. We went in search of a better place, and found one in Dunn's. We were mostly drunken idiots, yelling random things and having a good time talking to the staff. In particular, there was our friend Jeff (whose real name is Graham, but we decided his name was Jeff), and Charlotte (who we asked about her web). Apparently we were so entertaining, that other staff members moved across the restaurant to partake in the hilarity. Feeling bad for Jeff and Charlotte working the late nights, we promised them a visit on New Years Eve.
We did in fact return on NYE after several drinks. Charlotte and Jeff were of course very excited to see us. We also had a new companion by the name of either Pat or Jay (we called him Ben). Ben was by far in the worst shape. He said "I'll have this dinner special", but was only pointing to the header of the dinner section of the menu. So we decided he would have Steak and Eggs. He had a very difficult time though, and it was not until he was mostly done that we noticed he was trying to eat with 2 knives. Apparently he was so disgusted with that fact that he spat out his egg and ran to the washroom to barf. After offering Jeff and Charlotte some cheesecake (which they were too busy to partake in, but asked for us to return another time), we went back home. Ben was re-united with his friend Jerry (whose real name was either Pat or Jay) who had also decided to barf, but he did it on my floor. I was ready to clean it up, but out of nowhere he started ranting about how he wouldn't clean it up, at which point I decided he was a jerk, and made him clean it up. For some reason, he was very upset about having to clean up his own barf.
Surprisingly (and thankfully), both Ben and Jerry were in good enough shape to have left my apartment by the time I got up.
The Story of Jeff & Charlotte and Ben & Jerry - 2007-01-03
Minimum Bet: One Baby - 2006-12-11
Connery's 76th Birthday - 2006-08-27
Snakes on a Plane - 2006-08-20
Egypt - 2006-05-19